"It’s good to be the King, or at least look like one!"
Here is how the King was created and the creator was kinged. Before the King there was but just furry jesters. Although I was quite unique, and as you can see, I had a very large pussy. Things were not so royally outrageous. It all started out in the desert many moons ago. It was a very dark and cold night. I, at the time merely just a mortal man, was suffering from the harsh elements of cold and NO FUR. It was at that moment I realized I must cover myself in fur for function more than fashion. As usual I had to take it too far! With 95% coverage and a long tail I became some kind of cross between a jester and a monkey. The Jonkey Mester (Koitus) was born and for years to come I would be making these sort of outfits for my friends and I. But one can only own so many fur suits! So I turned to making coats, but soon into it I realized these were no ordinary coats. They were obviously Royal Robes. And as soon as I put my first one on I instantly became a King. You are what you wear. So if you want to be treated like Royalty you first need to look the part, and the attitude will follow. Soon everything else will fall into place. Peoples attitudes change when you look unique!
There have been such positive responses from unique people all over the world in need of a Royal Robe. Some of whom were Royal even before acquiring Royal Robes like The Residents , DEVO , Polysics (of Japan) and Lee Scratch Perry to name a few. And many Burning Man Citizens of course.
LONG LIVE THE KING !!!